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Sunday - 25th January, 2026
POSH SPICE BLOKE SIGNS FOR CELEBRITY TRAITORS
BBC bosses are set to shock Celebrity Traitors viewers by having a male Posh Spice impersonator on the next series. But those who know Alan Marshall, 61, from Crewe, Cheshire, warn that he is a vile monster – and once took a dump in a tradesman’s...
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U-TURN STARMER DWARF’S GIANT POO BLOCKED OUR U-BEND
A DWARF Keir Starmer lookalike is being evicted from his home after blocking his loo with a MASSIVE post- breakfast PLOP. Leakage from Terry Matthews’ lavvy caused £ 2,000- worth of damage to the flat in Northwich, Cheshire – and now the landlord...
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